How do I add two count(*) results together on two different tables?
Wrap them up and use subqueries:
SELECT
(SELECT COUNT(*) FROM Toys WHERE little_kid_id = 900)+
(SELECT COUNT(*) from Games WHERE little_kid1 = 900
OR little_kid2 = 900
OR little_kid3 = 900)
AS SumCount
Voila!
SELECT
((SELECT COUNT(*) FROM Toys WHERE little_kid_id = 900)+
(SELECT COUNT(*) from Games WHERE little_kid1 = 900
OR little_kid2 = 900
OR little_kid3 = 900))
AS Sum FROM DUAL;
Selecting from the DUAL Table