How to wrap a static class in a non-static instance object (dynamically)

I'd say go for IL generation. Creating a proxy is a pretty simple scenario. I actually wrote a blog post about it: einarwh.posterous.com/patching-polymorphic-pain-at-runtime. The scenario is different, but the solution almost identical.

You can basically do exactly as in the blog post, except you don't need to load the 'this' reference onto the stack (since you're doing static method calls).

Try creating a wrapper class which inherits from System.Dynamic.DynamicObject. In the wrapper class, use reflection to call the methods of the static class.

You need something like this:

public class StaticWrapper<T> : System.Dynamic.DynamicObject
{
    private static readonly Type t = typeof(T);
    public static int MyProperty { get; set; }
    public override bool TryInvokeMember(System.Dynamic.InvokeMemberBinder binder, object[] args, out object result)
    {
        try
        {
            result = t.InvokeMember(binder.Name, BindingFlags.Static | BindingFlags.Public, null, null, args);
            return true;
        }
        catch
        {
            result = null;
            return false;
        }
    }
    public override bool TryGetMember(System.Dynamic.GetMemberBinder binder, out object result)
    {
        try
        {
            var p = t.GetProperty(binder.Name);
            if (p != null)
                result = p.GetValue(null, null);
            else
            {
                var f = t.GetField(binder.Name);
                if (f != null) result = f.GetValue(null);
                else { result = null; return false; }
            }
            return true;
        }
        catch
        {
            result = null;
            return false;
        }
    }
    public override bool TrySetMember(System.Dynamic.SetMemberBinder binder, object value)
    {
        try
        {
            var p = t.GetProperty(binder.Name);
            if (p != null)
                p.SetValue(null, value, null);
            else
            {
                var f = t.GetField(binder.Name);
                if (f != null) f.SetValue(null, value);
                else return false;
            }
            return true;
        }
        catch (SystemException)
        {
            return false;
        }
    }
}

Hope it works.