twitch code example

Example 1: twitch

//Are you trying to procrastinate? Go back to coding

Example 2: twitch

I'm a grown-ass adult. You can't tell me what to do! *Goes back to work*

Example 3: twitch

So this is what we use grepper for now?

Example 4: twitch

//Leave me alone, My code is giving stressing me out *starts stress eating and sleeping*

Example 5: twitch

You can watch  some random dude wasting time playing video games later
and finish your leftover work

Example 6: twitch

// You're not my mom!

Example 7: twitch

//Oh, come on. It's sunday

Example 8: twitch

i just want to see some people play COD Cold War, im sorry

Example 9: twitch

Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along.
Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you,
I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there.
You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there!
And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue.
You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric?
The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion.
But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.
Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care?
A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm...
I'm from Rorikstead.

...looks like the Thalmor are with him.

General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with!
Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him.
General Tullius the Military Governor.
And it looks like the Thalmor are with him.
Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go.
Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
Enough with procrastination. Go back to coding.

Example 10: twitch

please man, ive been coding for 10 min straight, i need a break