Beginners Guide to Haskell?

Some good places to start are:

• The Gentle Introduction To Haskell
• Problem Solving in Haskell
• Happy Learn Haskell Tutorial

Other resources:

• Interesting blog entry on a Study plan for Haskell via the Wayback Machine
• HaskellWiki
• Generic Haskell User Guide (PDF)

This looks like it fits the bill in the style of Why's Poignant Guide to Ruby.

Learn You a Haskell for Great Good!