Make a Unicorn interpreter
Unicorn (ES6), 5934 5278 bytes
Under the custom encoding, this is 5278 bytes (1 byte per char); but with UTF-8, it would 4 bytes per char (though only 1 for a space), or 20869 total.
(too many Unicorns and Goats to reasonably display here)
Instead, here's a pastebin. This Unicorn code transpiles to this JS snippet:
s=>eval(s.replace(/\S+ ?/g,c=>String.fromCharCode(c.length>>1<<c.charCodeAt()%2)))
Now, this isn't the shortest possible version; this is shorter:
s=>eval(s.replace(/\S+ ?/g,c=>String.fromCharCode(c.length>>1<<("">c))))
However, the one unicorn in there would transpile to 56034 goats, thus multiplying the score by roughly 11.
Here's the function I used to transpile to Unicorn:
function g(s){return s.replace(/./g,function(c){i=c.charCodeAt();return(i%2?"".repeat(i):"".repeat(i/2))+" "}).slice(0,-1)}
<textarea id=O cols=100></textarea><button id=P onclick="Q.value=g(O.value);R.innerHTML=(Q.value.length+Q.value.split(' ').length-1)/2">Run</button><br><textarea id=Q rows=10 cols=100>Output appears here.</textarea><br><p>Length: <span id=R>0</span><br></p>
Note: I haven't actually tested the program, as there isn't an online interpreter that I could find (although I suppose I could hook up the .js file to HTML...?)
Pyth - 23 17 bytes
.vsmC+/d\y/d\cz
Try it online.
It works by splitting the input by spaces, then for each section counting the number of unicorns and number of goats * 2 then adding them, then taking the char at the code point. It finished by summing the char array and pyth-evaling.
Python 179 176 bytes
EDIT: I just learnt s.split(' ')=s.split()
Here is the second "actual" programming language Unicorn interpreter. I call this version of Unicorn "UnicornPy" pronounced as "unicorn pie". I am making this much too official!
s=raw_input()
s=s.replace('','')
s=s.replace('','u')
for i in s:
if i not in "ug ":
s=s.replace(i,'')
s=s.split()
for i in s:
s[s.index(i)]=chr(len(i))
exec(''.join(s))
For some reason, it needs me to convert the unicorn and goat emojis to u and g. I do not know why.
Try it here!