Smile! Just smile

FALSE (2)

1,

All that reading about BF paid off! False is an ancestor of Brainfuck.

C, 18 chars

Far from beating Brainf**k, but as good as C can get (I guess).
Only works on little-endian platforms, must run without parameters.

main(c){puts(&c);}

Micronetics System MUMPS 4.4 (7 chars)

w $c(1)