Output code-sized Lorem Ipsum

rot13 (1)

i'm surprised nobody came up with this before :)

Y

and as a bonus, a very simple perl solution

Perl (252)

s//LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet,ConsectetuerAdipiscingElit,SedDiamNonummyNibhEuismodTinciduntUtLaoreetDoloreMagnaAliquamEratVolutpat. UtWisiEnimAdMinimVeniam,QuisNostrudExerciTationUllamcorperSuscipitLobortisNislUtAliquipExE/;s,([^ ])([A-Z]),$1$"\l$2,g;print

GolfScript (122 or 138 bytes)

There seems to be a very small ambiguity in the rules: what precisely does "output" mean? Many programs assume that the "output" of a program doesn't include a final newline, which is there to ensure that the next line of the shell input begins on a separate line.

00000000  27 80 38 6e df 07 55 f7  a7 8f c0 42 9d dc 1e e7  |'.8n..U....B....|
00000010  7d 48 9a 88 79 03 92 c1  fb ed 8a af 51 92 52 24  |}H..y.......Q.R$|
00000020  2c b7 0b 17 d4 eb dc b0  d8 ce 8c 82 0f 94 0d 18  |,...............|
00000030  42 71 58 8a dd e6 b9 70  9b 48 74 f5 f0 70 c2 bb  |BqX....p.Ht..p..|
00000040  e0 5b 1d e1 f2 a7 29 3e  87 b4 f0 4d 3a 22 5c 71  |.[....)>...M:"\q|
00000050  55 3d d1 fd 77 12 e2 52  73 24 89 00 9b c3 e5 47  |U=..w..Rs$.....G|
00000060  0c b4 17 1a 27 32 35 36  62 61 73 65 20 39 30 62  |....'256base 90b|
00000070  61 73 65 7b 33 32 2b 7d  25 2b                    |ase{32+}%+|
0000007a

is 122 bytes and outputs 122 bytes of lorum ipsum and a trailing newline.

00000000  27 75 24 b6 ac 4e 36 10  aa 62 7f 2b 35 67 cc ee  |'u$..N6..b.+5g..|
00000010  c2 fa d4 9a 7a 54 96 e9  f0 0b 38 58 63 79 97 f8  |....zT....8Xcy..|
00000020  d5 7e 8a bc 4e e6 9b ee  88 ed f0 87 b5 9e 78 8c  |.~..N.........x.|
00000030  ff 4e ac 59 49 d5 71 f1  94 51 f5 4e 6a 58 57 24  |.N.YI.q..Q.NjXW$|
00000040  f6 4a 07 40 d6 06 bb a3  34 55 8d 83 aa ce d4 41  |[email protected]|
00000050  46 04 26 c7 ef e2 f7 00  a2 61 a9 d2 40 8c 00 d9  |F.&......a..@...|
00000060  78 9a a7 53 d6 ea 85 16  23 fd c6 2c 8d a6 cb 09  |x..S....#..,....|
00000070  0a 27 32 35 36 62 61 73  65 20 39 30 62 61 73 65  |.'256base 90base|
00000080  7b 33 32 2b 7d 25 2b 3a  6e 3b                    |{32+}%+:n;|
0000008a

is 138 bytes and produces 138 bytes of lorum ipsum with no trailing newline.


Golfscript - 161

Edit: python solution output a different length than its own, so I did a better one with golfscript. This is also my first golfscript answer.

[' ,.LUabcdeghilmnopqrstuvwy''zä{~4ú›Úˆ2©JfÖØélq¤öäpDÎ;bÐô(;ÆXÔZo´dZ]e§B¥×ûba(šX†Cf½ÇUÃ0~3i‰d<Ú{¡º¯ŠÛ„å4B9W}˜$ûã–'{1-}%255base{.26%@.@=\@26/.}do;;]''+

I'm not sure how this is encoded here, so here is a link to the file.