Output code-sized Lorem Ipsum
rot13 (1)
i'm surprised nobody came up with this before :)
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and as a bonus, a very simple perl solution
Perl (252)
s//LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet,ConsectetuerAdipiscingElit,SedDiamNonummyNibhEuismodTinciduntUtLaoreetDoloreMagnaAliquamEratVolutpat. UtWisiEnimAdMinimVeniam,QuisNostrudExerciTationUllamcorperSuscipitLobortisNislUtAliquipExE/;s,([^ ])([A-Z]),$1$"\l$2,g;print
GolfScript (122 or 138 bytes)
There seems to be a very small ambiguity in the rules: what precisely does "output" mean? Many programs assume that the "output" of a program doesn't include a final newline, which is there to ensure that the next line of the shell input begins on a separate line.
00000000 27 80 38 6e df 07 55 f7 a7 8f c0 42 9d dc 1e e7 |'.8n..U....B....|
00000010 7d 48 9a 88 79 03 92 c1 fb ed 8a af 51 92 52 24 |}H..y.......Q.R$|
00000020 2c b7 0b 17 d4 eb dc b0 d8 ce 8c 82 0f 94 0d 18 |,...............|
00000030 42 71 58 8a dd e6 b9 70 9b 48 74 f5 f0 70 c2 bb |BqX....p.Ht..p..|
00000040 e0 5b 1d e1 f2 a7 29 3e 87 b4 f0 4d 3a 22 5c 71 |.[....)>...M:"\q|
00000050 55 3d d1 fd 77 12 e2 52 73 24 89 00 9b c3 e5 47 |U=..w..Rs$.....G|
00000060 0c b4 17 1a 27 32 35 36 62 61 73 65 20 39 30 62 |....'256base 90b|
00000070 61 73 65 7b 33 32 2b 7d 25 2b |ase{32+}%+|
0000007a
is 122 bytes and outputs 122 bytes of lorum ipsum and a trailing newline.
00000000 27 75 24 b6 ac 4e 36 10 aa 62 7f 2b 35 67 cc ee |'u$..N6..b.+5g..|
00000010 c2 fa d4 9a 7a 54 96 e9 f0 0b 38 58 63 79 97 f8 |....zT....8Xcy..|
00000020 d5 7e 8a bc 4e e6 9b ee 88 ed f0 87 b5 9e 78 8c |.~..N.........x.|
00000030 ff 4e ac 59 49 d5 71 f1 94 51 f5 4e 6a 58 57 24 |.N.YI.q..Q.NjXW$|
00000040 f6 4a 07 40 d6 06 bb a3 34 55 8d 83 aa ce d4 41 |[email protected]|
00000050 46 04 26 c7 ef e2 f7 00 a2 61 a9 d2 40 8c 00 d9 |F.&......a..@...|
00000060 78 9a a7 53 d6 ea 85 16 23 fd c6 2c 8d a6 cb 09 |x..S....#..,....|
00000070 0a 27 32 35 36 62 61 73 65 20 39 30 62 61 73 65 |.'256base 90base|
00000080 7b 33 32 2b 7d 25 2b 3a 6e 3b |{32+}%+:n;|
0000008a
is 138 bytes and produces 138 bytes of lorum ipsum with no trailing newline.
Golfscript - 161
Edit: python solution output a different length than its own, so I did a better one with golfscript. This is also my first golfscript answer.
[' ,.LUabcdeghilmnopqrstuvwy''zä{~4ú›Úˆ2©JfÖØélq¤öäpDÎ;bÐô(;ÆXÔZo´dZ]e§B¥×ûba(šX†Cf½ÇUÃ0~3i‰d<Ú{¡º¯ŠÛ„å4B9W}˜$ûã–'{1-}%255base{.26%@.@=\@26/.}do;;]''+
I'm not sure how this is encoded here, so here is a link to the file.