Why are critical points called critical?
According to Earliest Known Uses of Some of the Words of Mathematics:
CRITICAL POINT is found in 1871 in A General Geometry and Calculus by Edward Olney [University of Michigan Historic Math Collection].
I'm somewhat surprised it is that recent, but I guess the systematic consideration of the possibility of non-differentiability didn't really happen before the mid-19'th century.
EDIT: As it turns out, Olney's book is available on-line and searchable. The first appearance of "critical" is on p. 118:
As $y = f(x)$, this problem is the ordinary one of maxima and minima of functions of a single variable, treated in the Calculus. Hence we find the values of $x$ which render $\dfrac{dy}{dx} = 0$ or $\infty$, as critical values, i.e., values to be examined, and at which the property exists, if it exist at all.
Notice the primary $1 a$ definition according to Merriam-Webster (the bolding are mine):
Definition of critical
1a : of, relating to, or being a turning point or specially important juncture a critical phase: such as (1) : relating to or being the stage of a disease at which an abrupt change for better or worse may be expected; also : being or relating to an illness or condition involving danger of death critical care a patient listed in critical condition (2) : relating to or being a state in which or a measurement or point at which some quality, property, or phenomenon suffers a definite change critical temperatureb : crucial, decisive a critical testc : indispensable, vital a critical waterfowl habitat a component critical to the operation of a machined : being in or approaching a state of crisis a critical shortage a critical situation
I think it is pretty apt, don't you?
I guess there might be some good explanations as to why we call them critical point, but the root of your question is kind of pointless (no offense) :
You gave the definition of a critical point, when we define a word, especially in mathematics, it's a way to allow us to better communicate our ideas, but that's it.
I could say : "Wow do you see those three guys down below ? They form a nice three sided shape." But I use : "(...) they form a nice triangle.". Because we, as humans, already agreed on the definition of a triangle. We could have called them potatoes or scissors, the word itself doesn't matter, as long as we all agree on the meaning.
Shall I say it is critical that you understand this ? =)
EDIT to adress the comments :
chepner is on point, most mathematics words have latin or greek roots. I guess it might be confusing for english or germanic speaking people as it is more often than not completely different to what they use. When fleablood says "secant" is obscure to him, I think it's a good example : I speak french and here we got words like "sécateur" (which is a kind of scissor for plants) so it's easy to understand secant.
The word "pointless" I used seems not to be ideal and you have to put this on my lack of vocabulary. Again I didn't mean to offend.
For me, I understand "critical points" as "important, defining points" for a function, like if I had to describe the graph of a function in a sentence (not with the equation), those were the points I would name