Calculate digits of Pi

Shell Utilities: 48

curl -sL ow.ly/5u3hc|grep -Eom 1 '[a-f0-9]{1024}'

• All output is "calculated" at runtime. (thanks to OP posting the solution)
• Runs in under a minute. (may be dependent on your internet connection speed)

Sage, 29 char

This isn't technically cheating, since the digits are computed at runtime. That said, it's still cheap as hell.

hex(floor(pi*2^8192))[1025:]

JavaScript, 536

(Linebreaks and indentation for legibility only)

var d='0123456789abcdef',p='',o='',l=3e3,c=0,e='length';d=d+d;
function $(n,r){return n[e]<=r?0:d.indexOf(n[r])}
function g(a,b){for(i=0,t='',s=16;i<l;i++,t+=d[~~(s/b)],s=(s%b)*16);
for(;a--;t=_(t,t,1));return t}
function _(a,b,s){for(i=(a[e]>b[e]?a[e]:b[e])-1,r='',c=0;i>=0;r=(s?
  function(k){c=k>15;return d[k]}($(a,i)+$(b,i)+c):
  function(k){c=k<0;return d[k+16]}($(a,i)-$(b,i)-c))+r,i--);return r}
for(i=0;i<l;i++,p+='2');
for(j=1;j<l;p=_(p,(o+='0')+_(_(_(g(2,8*j+1),g(1,8*j+4)),g(0,8*j+5)),g(0,8*j+6)),1),j++);
console.log(p.slice(1024,2048))

It takes about 25 seconds, on Google Chrome 14 on my lap-top using Intel i5 core. Can someone else golf this code? I can't golf well.. :(

Below is non-golfed. I just remove all comments and changed for loop to golfing.

Don't mention about for(;s>=b;s-=b);s*=16;. I changed it to s=(s%b)*16. :P

/**
Calculate PI-3 to 3000 (3e3) digits.
a : a
b : b
c : carry
d : digits
e : length
f : get from d
g : calculate (2^a)/b.
i,j, : for looping
l : length to calculate
p : pi
r,t : return value
*/
var d='0123456789abcdef',p='',o='',l=3e3,c=0,e='length';
d=d+d;//for carring

function $(n,r){return n[e]<=r?0:d.indexOf(n[r])}
/*
Calculate (2^a)/b. Assume that 2^a < b.
*/
function g(a,b){
    for(i=0,t='',s=16;i<l;i++){t+=d[~~(s/b)];for(;s>=b;s-=b);s*=16;}
    for(;a--;t=_(t,t,1));return t}
/*
Calculate a±b. (+ when s=1, - when s=0) When calculating minus, assume that 1>b>a>0.
*/
function _(a,b,s){
    for(i=(a[e]>b[e]?a[e]:b[e])-1,r='',c=0;i>=0;
        r=(s?function(k){c=k>15;return d[k]}($(a,i)+$(b,i)+c):
            function(k){c=k<0;return d[k+16]}($(a,i)-$(b,i)-c))+r,i--);return r;
}
/*
Using BBP formula. Calc when j=0...
4/1 - 2/4 - 1/5 - 1/6 = 3.22222222.... (b16)
*/
for(i=0;i<l;i++,p+='2');
//Calc when j>0
for(j=1;j<l;p=_(p,(o+='0')+_(_(_(g(2,8*j+1),g(1,8*j+4)),g(0,8*j+5)),g(0,8*j+6)),1),j++);
console.log(p.slice(1024,2048));

EDIT : Removed totally unused function. (Why did I keep that? :/ )

PS. First 100 digits of PI

243f6a8885a308d313198a2e03707344a4093822299f31d0082efa98ec4e6c89452821e638d01377be5466cf34e90c6cc0ab