How do I get a PHP class constructor to call its parent's parent's constructor?

The ugly workaround would be to pass a boolean param to Papa indicating that you do not wish to parse the code contained in it's constructor. i.e:

// main class that everything inherits
class Grandpa 
{
    public function __construct()
    {

    }

}

class Papa extends Grandpa
{
    public function __construct($bypass = false)
    {
        // only perform actions inside if not bypassing
        if (!$bypass) {

        }
        // call Grandpa's constructor
        parent::__construct();
    }
}

class Kiddo extends Papa
{
    public function __construct()
    {
        $bypassPapa = true;
        parent::__construct($bypassPapa);
    }
}

You must use Grandpa::__construct(), there's no other shortcut for it. Also, this ruins the encapsulation of the Papa class - when reading or working on Papa, it should be safe to assume that the __construct() method will be called during construction, but the Kiddo class does not do this.

class Grandpa 
{
    public function __construct()
    {}
}

class Papa extends Grandpa
{
    public function __construct()
    {
        //call Grandpa's constructor
        parent::__construct();
    }
}

class Kiddo extends Papa
{
    public function __construct()
    {
        //this is not a bug, it works that way in php
        Grandpa::__construct();
    }
}