JAxH obfuscated method, not text

C

Must be compiled to 32bit. On 64bit machines use gcc -m32 or such.

#include <stdlib.h>

int main() {
    char *c = "echo Just another C hacker";
    int foo=123; //unused                          /* Warning: there's a
    int k=(int)1                                    * (long) system
    //now for the fun part!                         * of chinese boxes
    //behold:                                       * in this code. */
    +0;
    -1;
    ((int(*)(char *))k)(c);
}

Disclaimer: not my idea. I found it years ago hidden in some piece of code. Seriously. Theirs was even better, I forgot several little details. But the gist is there.

When you see it, you'll sh*t bricks.

Mathematica:

TextRecognize@
 ImageAssemble@
  Transpose@
   ImagePartition[Import@"http://i.stack.imgur.com/S9fci.png", 5] 

Dart

class Print{
  var PrinT,print,prinT;
  get PRint() => PrinT;
  get pRInt() => 'A$prinT';
  get pRint() => print;
  set pRInt(PrinT){print=PrinT;}
  set prInt(pRInt){prinT='n$pRInt';}
  Print(prinT,PRINT){
    PrinT = prinT;
    prInt = PRINT;
  }
  PRINT(print,PrinT){
    pRint.PRint('$print ${pRint.pRInt} $PRint $PrinT');
  }
  Print.print(print,prinT){
    pRInt = new Print(print,'other');
    PrinT = prinT;
  }
}
main(){
  Print print = new Print.print(print,'Dart');
  print.PRINT('Just','Hacker');
}

Edit : less boring setter, less boring getter.

I have studied this language for a day, so I think other people may think this as a child's mess... :(